Okay, sister, suck my dick one last time, but no more

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

What a naughty little cutie — it makes me want to lick her pussy

Get down on your knees and show us what you learned at your universities

Stop looking at your dick and start sucking it

Honey, you're good on the dick, but try even deeper

Told the boss he had a tasty dick — now he'll definitely promote it!